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Fiction from the Waste Age

Stories from a society that took it seriously.

The Brown Winter of 1937

A survivor recalls the killing cold six winters after the interconnect, when a town kept its young grid alive by warming the digesters with its own bodies.

The Last Flush

On the morning her house joined the contribution grid, Alma Reyes asked the conversion crew for one small thing: to work the lever herself, one last time.

The Methane Rush

When the interconnect began buying gas from anyone who could pipe it clean, a generation rushed the source towns to stake barracks and boarding houses for gas.

The House That Refused to Flush

During the driest August in memory, a family learned that the difference between what a household needs and what it has merely grown used to is a line a house can draw for itself.

The Great Compost Heist

A night watchman's report on the theft of three tons of four-year north-end curing, filed by the book, with one admission the book did not require.

The Village That Ran on Stew

How a mountain village kept its lights burning for forty years on a single pot, and how the young cook who inherited the ladle learned that a fire kept honest to the wrong village goes out all the same.

The Man Who Held It In

On the eighth evening of the Festival of Light, one citizen took his place in the contribution hall and gave the grid nothing at all.

The Brownout

In the third week of the wellness, the valley began to go dark after supper, district by district.

The Night Soil Baron

How a boy with two buckets and a widow's advice came to hold the entire nightly issue of the city, and to light its streets with it.