Materials Handling DirectorateDiversion No. 01
Contribution Intake & Classification
Route each contribution to Solids, Liquids, or Ambitions before the intake gate closes.
Bureau of Recreation
Approved Diversions, sanctioned by the Office of Civic Digestion for supervised employee recreation.
Dispatch DirectorateDiversion No. 02
Grid Stability Watch
Hold the Municipal Fart Grid frequency in-band through a Demand Defecation event.