From the Municipal Desk
Do Not Flush Between 6:00 and 8:00 p.m.
The Demand Response Division designates 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. as the daily peak flush window and directs households to hold contributions until it clears.
A Bureau Series
Advisories & Programs
Directives, budgets, and pricing schedules from the Office of Civic Digestion.
From the Municipal Desk
Your Household Has Been Assigned a Flush Budget
The Emissions Accounting Desk assigns every residence a daily flush allocation by household size and directs occupants to pace the budget, not spend it by noon.
From the Municipal Desk
Time-of-Use Toilet Pricing Begins Monday
Time-of-use pricing begins Monday: the Grid Planning Division prices each flush by the hour it is made, across peak, shoulder, and off-peak rates.
From the Municipal Desk
Register Your Toilet Before the Amnesty Period Ends
The Office of Civic Digestion opens a registration amnesty for unregistered toilets and sets the date after which an unregistered fixture becomes unlawful.
From the Municipal Desk
Unscheduled Brownout Expected After Taco Tuesday
The Load Forecasting Desk projects an unscheduled brownout on the Municipal Fart Grid the evening after Taco Tuesday and directs residents to pre-stage output.
From the Municipal Desk
Voluntary Chili Suspension Now Mandatory
The Demand Response Division makes the Voluntary Chili Suspension mandatory, ending unscheduled private chili — a load the forecast cannot see or curtail.