HOW MUCH POOP DOES IT TAKE TO POWER A HOUSE?

From the Office of Civic Digestion — a report to the American home. Across the union, the modern home stands wired and ready. The question, as ever, is fuel. This year, the Office asked plainly: how much poop does it take to power a house? The figure is on file. One hundred kilograms a day, faithfully digested, yields twenty-four kilowatt-hours of honest energy. The tank heats itself; the generator takes its share. Three and eight-tenths remain. A frugal, well-insulated tiny home lives comfortably inside them. The largest contributor a homestead can practically keep: the adult elephant. One hundred kilograms daily, without fail. In return: one hundred fifty kilograms of feed, one hundred fifty liters of water, and acreage. The tiny home is powered. The household serves the elephant. The full findings are on file at literalshitposts dot com. Consult them before you build.