ONE HIPPO, ONE GRILL

One hippopotamus will run a food truck's griddle for two hours a day. From the Office of Civic Digestion — a small-business demonstration. It eats forty kilograms of greens a day, and returns more than it takes. The manure feeds a backyard digester; the digester feeds the griddle. One day's animal buys two full hours of griddle heat — a real lunch rush. A full day's service, honestly, takes four hippopotamuses run continuously. For the small business willing to keep a hippopotamus, lunch is served, and the gas is free. The full findings are on file at literalshitposts dot com.