CAN DOG TURDS POWER AMERICA?

Can dog turds power America? We put the question to ninety million dogs. From the Office of Civic Digestion — a report to the American home. Every dog in the nation returns sixteen watt-hours a day — willing, and free. Gathered into one herd, ninety million dogs make sixty-one megawatts — a small power plant. But the herd cannot be gathered. It waits in sixty-five million backyards — one shovel at a time. Sixty-one megawatts is one part in seven thousand five hundred of the grid. America's dogs stand ready. The grid must do without them. The full findings are on file at literalshitposts dot com.