THE TUESDAY CREST

Your city's power grid runs on your poop. The evening after Taco Tuesday, it browns out. From the Office of Civic Digestion — a report to the American home. The 1931 mains were built for a steady supply — not for a surprise. Taco Tuesday's contribution arrives eighteen hours late — in one crest the mains cannot absorb. The remedy: advance your output to Tuesday evening. Early, it never counts against the crest. So the good household answers early: on Tuesday evening, the bathroom is occupied. Wednesday evening, the mains hold. The grid is steady; no lights dim. The full findings are on file at literalshitposts dot com. Meet Wednesday halfway.