Out of Order Since the Previous Administration
A field guide to the disused restroom fixture, compiled by the Bureau's survey from the stalls, sinks, and dispensers most often found out of service.

A field guide to the disused restroom fixture, compiled by the Bureau's survey. Five classes are recognized; representative specimens follow.
- The idle stall. Out of order since the previous administration.
- The absent plunger. Missing; no explanation was provided.
- The two-temperature sink. It offers two temperatures: glacial and lawsuit.
- The optimistic dispenser. The soap dispenser dispensed only optimism.
- The forbidden stall. Every office restroom keeps one.