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Notices Recovered from Municipal Restrooms

Notices recovered from municipal restroom walls and posted panels, transcribed by the Bureau's survey in the order encountered, reproduced without correction.

A folklore-survey plate beneath the embossed seal of the Bureau of Renewable Discourse, a board of recovered enameled municipal notice placards pinned in rows with their original screws, a banner reading RECOVERED NOTICES.

Notices recovered from municipal restroom walls and posted panels, transcribed by the survey in the order encountered. The wording is reproduced as found.

  • "This bathroom is operating at reduced capacity."
  • "Contribution data may be delayed."
  • "The third stall is reserved for grid support."
  • "Flush credits expire at midnight."
A crooked enameled municipal notice placard reading REDUCED CAPACITY, held by two worn screws.
Fig. 1 —A recovered capacity notice, retained with its original fixings.
  • "The Bureau acknowledges the smell."
  • "Your contribution has been received."
  • "Peak pricing is now in effect."
  • "Please retain your receipt."