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Field Observations: The Office Restroom

Field observations of the workplace restroom, logged verbatim by the Bureau's standing survey across a season of office visits and filed without comment.

A folklore-survey field plate beneath the embossed seal of the Bureau of Renewable Discourse, a clipboard, pencil, and folding rule laid on the tiled floor of an empty office restroom, a banner reading FIELD OBSERVATIONS.

From the Bureau's standing survey of the workplace restroom. Entries are logged by field officers and filed as recorded; sites are given by survey code.

  • Every office has a restroom nobody uses. (Site 2-A)
  • This roll was installed backward, with intent. (Site 5-C)
  • One employee brought their own toilet paper. (Site 5-C)
  • This restroom contains a chair. The Bureau requests context. (Site 9-F)
A single wooden chair standing alone in the corner of an empty restroom beside a small numbered placard.
Fig. 1 —The chair, as found. The Bureau's request for context has not been answered.
  • The key was found locked inside the restroom. (Site 9-F)