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Please Remain Seated Until the Turbine Stabilizes

Poster No. 103, issued by the Office of Civic Digestion for display beside metered municipal facilities.

An industrial safety-notice poster showing a calm seated figure on a metered municipal throne beside a spinning flywheel turbine and a pressure gauge whose needle climbs from red into green, directional arrows around them, captioned PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.

Poster No. 103. Issued by the Office of Civic Digestion for display beside metered municipal facilities and turbine-linked stalls. The gauge in the illustration points to a stabilization value the facilities of the period never reliably reached; the poster was retained anyway, on the grounds that it settled the queue.

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poster No. 103

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